dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

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skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

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spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14

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molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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nintendoggystyle:

shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)

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ditchable-prom-date-balls:

lindstiel:

[im a boss ass bitch plays quietly in the background]

quietly

ditchable-prom-date-balls:

lindstiel:

[im a boss ass bitch plays quietly in the background]

quietly

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The Clash helps some of their fans to sneak in before a concert.

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

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